Stupid Stuff to do When You See a Person With Crutches

• Challenge them to a race and run really quick
• Challenge them to another race, but this time move slo-mo
• Steal their crutches
• Borrow their crutches and limp off towards the road
• Take a crutch, lift it, and pretend it's a rifle
• Call 911
• Scream in their ears and yell, " GET AWAY FROM ME CREEP!!"
• Get in front of them and walk really slowly

REALLY Awesome Stuff to Do When Your Bored

These ideas do require supplies, but they're actually pretty fun, not just knock-off stuff.

• Write your sibling's will
• Lotion your entire body, then take a shower (I have done this)
• Organize your stuffed animals, then throw them all over your room
• Take a picture of your room from every angle
• Give them to friends and family for Christmas
• Finish the cross word puzzle in this week's newspaper
• Sew a stuffed animal
• Cook a gourmet dinner for yourself
• Invite your old college professor to dinner, because you can't possibly eat all this
• Listen to Adele songs until you cry
• Watch old All My Children episodes
• Complain to your husband about the color of your favorite chair until he buys you a new one
• Make your kids mow the lawn while you sit watching them and cackling
• Make a list of chores
• Do them
• Read a book
• Contemplate the Illiad
• Feed your dog old napkins
• Label everything, including your underwear drawer
• Label it Tightie Whities
• Watch T.V. until your eyes bleed
• Solve Anna Nicole Smith's death
• Autopsy your dead hamster
• Listen to bad Country music till your ears burn
• Take a bath with musk-scented bubbles
• Write on your forehead
• Give yourself a tattoo
• Go shopping and ask passer by where the toilet section is
• See if they know
• Give your cousin last year's calendar for his birthday
• Insult your pillow
• Pretend to be a ninja
• Slash your couch in half, then super glue it back together
• Study your multiplication times table from fourth grade
• Memorize the dictionary
• Hold a tea party where you serve coffee
• Trigger someone's allergy
• Crack the local Bank's safe, and take $ 0.50
• Roll on the floor
• Use a lint roller instead of a vaccuum on your floor
• Rip pages out of magazines in a store and put them in your back pocket
• Use them to make a paper-mache hat
• Have a dance party in your apartment
• Show up backstage at a play in a costume and ask the director when you go on
• Make a prank call and cry until they hang up
• Hold a protest against Christmas outside your local department store
• Make a Things to Do When Your Bored list!